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PEARLS OF MARITAL WISDOM

Whether it’s Jon and Kate or certain governors who like to visit Argentina…At the Big Dawg’s Bunkhouse I dug up some of the greatest quips and quotes about marriage.

“Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.”
— Jeff Foxworthy

“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.”
— Minnie Pearl

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.”
— Cher

“Everyone is getting remarried. I asked my husband if he wanted to renew our vows. He got so excited. He thought they had expired.”
— Rita Rudner

“Sometimes it requires only a stronger pair of spectacles to cure the lover.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche

“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.”
— Zsa Zsa Gabor

“They say love is blind … and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.”
–Mae West

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
–Rodney Dangerfield

“I come from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.”
— Lewis Grizzard

“My husband and I have never considered divorce … murder, sometimes, but never divorce.”
— Joyce Brothers