Britney Spears Beaten Up, Jay Leno Steals Taylor Swift Gag – The Toast

Not to sound inappropriate, but I’d love to Toast you right now. You game? Here’s what the celebs did that’s mock-worthy this week.

Star Gazing

Audio has leaked of a phone call in which Britney Spears supposedly admits her boyfriend Jason Trawick treats her like a punching bag. Star Magazine broke the story and RadarOnline released the clip, which Britney’s camp adamantly denies is real. You be the judge.
Stevie Wonder dropped by Larry King Live to wish the newsman a happy post-show career. The soul legend spontaneously broke into song and even admitted if he were a woman, he’d make out with Larry…there’s your ebony and ivory.

Tube Talk

Jay Leno is facing accusations of stealing a Taylor Swift joke. The Tonight Show host played a montage of Taylor’s surprised awards show reactions without initially giving credit to the video’s creators, fourfour. After a little online rally, however, Jay buckled and gave the blog its due.
The aforementioned Larry King could be headed to an improv club near you! Mister King told New York Magazine after his December 16 exit from CNN he’d like to launch a comedy tour, saying he’s always fancied himself a funnyman.

Reel World

Need a little Kung Fu in your life? Check out The Warrior’s Way. This flick stars Dong-Gun Jang as a swordsman on the run from the man he once considered a mentor. None of that’s important, though. Blood and swords…now go.

All that and plenty more awaits. Feel free to share the link when you’re finished!