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23 Reasons to Date a Midwesterner

TODAY JUDI SHARED SOME REASONS TO DATE CAPTAIN MAC…. AKA A MIDWESTERNER!

HERE’S THE LIST FROM SHINE FROM YAHOO!

1. We know how to play outside.

2. Detroit is actually pretty trendy right now.

3. Even our hipsters smile.

4. All the money we save by never seeing a shrink can be spent on you.

5. We know where to get the best beer, cheese, or pizza in the country. Sometimes all three.

6. Even the prissy ones can play a sport.

7. We talk to our neighbors.

8. We are wildly impressed by people from other parts of the country… even if you’re a total bonehead.

9. Oh man, can we hold our liquor.

10. We know that being a good person and having fun aren’t mutually exclusive.

11. Everybody knows somebody who has a lake house. Take a trip! It’ll cost you, like, $25 for the entire weekend.

12. We actually want to know how your day was.

13. Cute accents. Sort of.

14. We can handle a tough winter.

15. Despite the fact that our hands are big, nothing was ever handed to us. We’re hard workers!

16. We laugh a lot.

17. We can take you to cool places before