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When it comes to a first date, wading through FECES is only slightly worse than introducing someone to your parents.  A new survey asked people to name their WORST first dates.  And this is the top five . . .

#1.)  A day trip to a sewage treatment plant.

#2.)  A tour of a coffin factory.

#3.)  Meeting the other person’s parents.

#4.)  Visiting a prison.

#5.)  Going to a wedding.

–The survey also found 2% of people have been to a STRIP CLUB on a first date.  But NOTICE how that did NOT make the bottom five.