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Have a Happy Valentine’s Day with Kittens or Beer

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WOULD RATHER STAY HOME AND LOOK AT CUTE CAT COUPLES THIS VALENTINE’E DAY… YOU’RE IN LUCK!!!! AND IF YOU HAVE A DATE PLANNED WITH A 6-PACK OF PBR.. HERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW!!! ┬áPREPARE TO BE IMPRESSED!!   Read More »

V-Day Myths

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GUYS, I’M ONLY GOING TO TELL YOU THIS ONCE… DO NOT PROPOSE THIS VALENTINE’S DAY!!! NEVER EVER!!! EVER. FIND OUT WHAT ELSE YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT V-DAY!!! IF YOU DECIDE YOU DON’T WANT TO TAKE MY ADVICE… AND YOU STILL PROPOSE ON VALENTINE’S DAY… YOU COULD BE AT RISK FOR PRANKS LIKE THIS COMING TRUE IN REAL LIFE!!!   Read More »

THIS FRIDAY: Cardboard Classic!

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DON’T WORRY… I’VE GOT YOUR VALENTINE’S DAY COVERED!!! THIS FRIDAY COME OUT TO HIDDEN VALLEY FOR THE CARDBOARD CLASSIC!!! IT’S A SIGHT TO SEE!!! EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT PARTICIPATING, YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SPECIALS AND SEE THINGS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!! GRAB THE KIDS, YOUR DATE, YOUR SPOUSE AND JOIN US ON THE SLOPES!!! Participating in the race ... Read More »

Happy Friday

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WHAT DAY IS IT??? THAT’S RIGHT IT’S FRIDAY!!! DON’T LET THE SNOW AND COLD TEMPS KEEP YOU DOWN THIS WEEKEND!!! IF YOU NEED A BOOST JUST LISTEN TO THIS “HAPPY” SONG FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT!!! THAT SHOULD HELP!!! Read More »

Weird Ways to Punish Your Kids

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JUDI’S MOM CAME UP WITH A CREATIVE WAY TO PUNISH HER AND HER SISTER WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG!!! POINTS FOR ORIGINALITY!!!! WE’VE HAD LOTS OF GREAT CALLS FROM PEOPLE SHARING THE CREATIVE WAY THEY WERE PUNISHED OR HOW THEY PUNISH THEIR KIDS!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY “UNCONVENTIONAL” IDEAS TO ADD!?!? HERE ARE SOME PRETTY INTERESTING TIPS FROM A YOUTUBE “EXPERT.” Read More »

Snow Day at Quail Ridge Park

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SNOW DAY!!! WHY NOT MAKE THE MOST OF IT!?! HEAD OUT TO QUAIL RIDGE PARK IN WENTZVILLE FOR SOME FUN IN THE SNOW!!! IT’S FREE… 11am-1pm! Tomorrow: #STC Parks Dept plans special Snow Day event for kids at Quail Ridge Pk http://t.co/vtLVGJBLBE @discoverstc — STL Parent (@stlparent) February 5, 2014 Read More »

My Super Bowl Commercial Picks

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SINCE THE GAME REALLY WASN’T MUCH ENTERTAINMENT, I GOT TO REALLY ENJOY THE COMMERCIALS THIS YEAR!!! HERE ARE MY TOP 3: DORITOS AND THEIR HILARIOUS TIME MACHINE!!! LOVE THAT GUY’S FACE WHILE HE’S IN THE MACHINE. “THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!” AND THEN THERE WAS THE COW/BULL ROMANCE HIT FROM CHEVY THAT HAD BE ROLLIN’!!!! AWKWARD BUT ... Read More »

Jobs/Rams/Hackers/High Fives

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THERE ARE 2 NEW JOB OPPORTUNITIES IN THE ST. LOUIS AREA!!! GM IN WENTZVILLE WILL BE FILLING HUNDREDS OF JOBS OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS!!! GET THE INFO HERE!!! AND IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR THE COOLEST SUMMER JOB EVER, CHECK OUT SIX FLAGS!!! LOTS OF POSITIONS TO FILL AND WHAT A FUN PLACE TO WORK!!! APPLY HERE!! IF YOU’RE A ... Read More »

#SnowedOutAtlanta

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NEXT TIME IT’S SUPPOSED TO SNOW IN THE SOUTH, LET’S ALL GO DOWN AND SHOW THEM HOW IT’S DONE!!!! FOR A SMALL FEE OF COURSE!!! SNOW TO ATLANTA PEOPLE = #MINDBLOWN Read More »