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Age of Adulthood


  Age where you are legally an adult in Saudi Arabia is 8 for girls and 14 for boys. I wonder what you can do with that? Can you drink? Smoke? Drive? They have princes or kings in Saudi Arabia, you don’t even vote, they just tell you who the king is. I don’t even think they like drinking there. ... Read More »

Christmas Stress and the Rules of Regifting!


10 days til Christmas, and Judi is feeling the pressure! With having to write thank you letters to family who already sent gifts, and shopping for presents, she feels there isn’t enough time! I have a fake tree this year, but I have vowed to not make a habit out of that! Hard to believe this, but 57% of us ... Read More »

Underwear on the Highway!


I felt like I was going crazy earlier! I had a note written down about a story of underwear being found on the highway, but when I googled it I could not find the story. Luckily, I have amazing listeners who, along with having some excellent stories to tell, helped me figure out that I am not crazy and that ... Read More »

Whoopi farts on The View, and more embarrassing stories!


What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?  Whoopi farted with such velocity and viscosity on the view that if you were wearing a wig, it would have blown it off! You have got to listen to this segment from the show this morning, and hear two listeners share their embarrassing stories! Click on the above audio ... Read More »

7 People Control the Internet!


This is so bizarre! There are 7 people on earth that have the actual physical keys to the internet! I didn’t even know there were keys to the internet, I thought we just built it together, and that it’s like Christmas lights that we can just turn on and off! They come together every 3 months and put their keys ... Read More »

Lamest Christmas Gifts


There is a survey of the lamest Christmas gifts that people have received, and I disagree with a few of the items on the list. Food, I love getting food. Who doesn’t love food? Restaurant gift cards have to be very popular. On the list is clothing, why clothing? I think probably because if you are buying for a woman, ... Read More »

Woes of an older Dad


I’m an older dad, I had my first child at 42. You’re not supposed to have kids when you’re that old. God intended you to have kids in your 20’s, that’s why you have so many hormones. I’m a 48 year old dad right now. My kid is absorbing my life right now which I feel is unfortunate for her, ... Read More »

Garth Brooks Recap


I predicted a few months back that Garth would not be able to sell out his concerts when he came to St. Louis. When Jason Aldean and Florida Georgia Line came to town, they barely sold out 2 shows. I was very skeptical, as you do not go out of fame and then come back and say ‘Love me again, ... Read More »

Worst Baby Names of 2014


I don’t get this; at least 3 kids have been given the name, Gitty. Other girl names include Juju, Mahogany, Rhythm, Yolo and Zeek. The strangest boy names are Bender, Castle, Guru and Lorde! This is the best one, 3 babies in the United States have been named Zeppelin. I wonder if they have sisters named Pink Floyd. Click on ... Read More »

Fun Fall Activities!

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Did you have a great Halloween last night and get all kinds of candy? We hope you didn’t get to cold, but for tonight we have some great ideas we want to share with you and your family that you can do tonight to stay inside and keep warm! All of the ideas and more can be found on our ... Read More »