3-year-old Reese : 
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, 
 Harold is His name. 
Amen.' 
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 A little boy was overheard praying:
 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. 
 I'm having a real good time like I am.' 
 
 
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 After the christening of his baby brother in church, 
 Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. 
 His father asked him three times what was wrong.
 Finally, the boy replied, 
 'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, 
 And I wanted to stay with you guys.'
 
 
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 One particular four-year-old prayed,
 'And forgive us our trash baskets
 As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.' 
 
 
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 A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they 
 Were on the way to church service, 
 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?' 
 One bright little girl replied, 
 'Because people are sleeping.' 
 
 
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 A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. 
 The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. 
 Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. 
 'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' 
 Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
 ' Ryan , you be Jesus !' 
 
 
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 A father was at the beach with his children 
 When the four-year-old son ran up to him,
 Grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
 Where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
 'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked. 
 'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied. 
 The boy thought a moment and then said, 
 'Did God throw him back down?'
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 A wife invited some people to dinner.
 At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, 
 'Would you like to say the blessing?'
 'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.. 
 'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered 
 The daughter bowed her head and said, 
 'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?' 
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Bark for Life, which is part of the Relay for Life by the American Cancer Society. Bark for Life is similar to the Relay, except that you can attend the event with your dog and help raise money for an excellent cause.  It will be held March 13th at Timberland High School in Wentzville.

For more details click here.

What a lineup we have in store for you this summer...one thing might stand out is Kenny is missing in the lineup....but is he missing?  Not really.

Kenny Chesney fans know it's just not summer without a KC stadium show. This summer, you can check him out in 3-D on a big screen near you! Kenny Chesney: Summer in 3-D hits theaters in April, and you can get ready by watching the trailer and downloading free wallpaper, screensavers and more at KENNYCHESNEYMOVIE.com.

A show you can absolutely bring the kids to.  

See you there!

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Reba's comedic timing is impeccable...Blake...exactly the same.  You saw Reba McEntire and Blake Shelton read the nominations for the 45th ACM Awardslive on CBS' The Early Show, but now you can take a behind-the-scenes look at what went on in the studio. Check out the COMPLETE LIST OF NOMINEES and our EXCLUSIVE VIDEO with Blake & Reba.

Sandra Bullock won the Worst Actress award at the 30th Annual Golden Rasberry (Razzie) Awards in Los Angeles on Saturday. Bullock collected the award in person for her performance in All About Steve. Bullock and her All About Steve co-star Bradley Cooper also won a Razzie for Worst Screen Couple.

... The Razzie for Worst Actor went to all three Jonas Brothers for their performance in Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience.

... The Worst Supporting Actress award went to Sienna Miller for G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra while Billy Ray Cyrus collected Worst Supporting Actor for his role in Hannah Montana: The Movie.

... Eddie Murphy won the top honor of Worst Actor of the Decade and Paris Hilton won Worst Actress of the Decade.

... The Worst Picture of 2009 went to Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen.

... The Worst Picture of the Decade went to Battlefield Earth.

...    Here's video of Sandra at the Razzies.