A Man Who Knows His Math

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As heard on the CORNBREAD Show this morning:

A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH

He writes:

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut
right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the
shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the male driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and
wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic,
and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.... that's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to bumper and most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.......that works out to 982 cars
every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
day.......statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS..........that's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
unrewarding........that's 449..

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered homicide........that's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.......That's 33..

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons
and this number is increasing.

This means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has
a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger?   I don't think so.