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Today is Bosses Day
HERE ARE SOME DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS .......
- When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
- When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
- When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
- When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, he's taking initiative.
- When you take a stand, you're being bullheaded. When your boss does it, he's being firm.
- When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
- When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.
- When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
- When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
Have a great Bosses Day.
Don't Forget Saturday is Sweetest Day.
My Sweetie is My Boss so Do I have to buy two cards?
-RIk Out
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