SIGNS YOU'RE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT

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HALLOWEEN IS THIS SATURDAY  . . . . .

   Are you going to Trick or Treat this year?  Do you ask yourself that question EVERY year?  For the last 35 years?  Maybe it's time to just say no.

SIGNS YOU'RE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT .....

-  You get winded from knocking on the door.
-  You have to have another kid chew your candy for you.
-  You ask for high fiber candy only.
-  When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance.
-  People say "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
-  When the door opens you yell, "Trick or" and can't remember the rest.
-  By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
-  You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
-  You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
-  You avoid going to houses where your ex wives live.
-  You're already lost and you haven't even left your yard yet.
-  You ring your own doorbell and get mad when nobody answers.
-  You're scaring everyone and you aren't wearing a mask.

Enjoy you Halloween.

-Rik Out