Public Disservice Announcement: College Is Important

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There's really nothing more vital to the pursuit of a career than a college degree. How else can one expect to land a gig doing Earth-changing, socially conscious work like eating pig brains or pissing off sci-fi enthusiasts? This week's PDA highlights the importance of higher education. You're welcome.

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