The Toast - 4.10.09 - The Lindsay Lohan Breakup And Miley Cyrus Burps

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What say you and I kick back, put our feet up, and have some Toast?...That sounds nice doesn't it? It's been a crazy week in CelebLand, here's the best of the worst:

Star Gazing

If there's anyone out there that doubts Lindsay Lohan is certifiable, she's now proven to the world that she's indeed as crazy as we've given her credit for all along. Her week included passing out in a car after getting dumped by Samantha Ronson, who looked into a restraining order against the crazy lady.

Been wondering what Eminem's been up to for the past few years? The rap phenom emerged from the studio this week and unleashed a music video for We Made You, a tune that takes a swipe at nearly every diva in Hollywood. Kim Kardashian pretended she was flattered, but she's crying on the inside, trust me.

Ok guys, seriously, Chris Brown did not do anything bad to Rihanna. I'm like, totally for realz...He wouldn't lie in court, right? The R&B singer told a judge in LA he's didn't treat his former girlfriend like a rag doll, formally pleading not guilty to the charges against him.

Reel World

OMG I am totally fuuuhreaking owwwt! Hannah Montana: The Movie opens this week and I'm so excited I could pee just peed my pants...twice! A gassy Miley and her dad even sat down with The Toast to tell us all about the new flick that you'll have to be sure to not see. Read QBert's review here.

Observe and Report hits theaters, proving the only thing worse than Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a movie that tries to be like Paul Blart: Mall Cop. The similarities in this one are more than coincidental. In fact, those behind the flick have gone on the defensive over the accused plot theft. Don't waste your money seeing or even renting this heap.

Do you like movies about balls? Of course you do, who doesn't? Well, here's one even the kids will like! Dragonball Evolution tells the tale of a gang of warriors dedicated to saving the Earth from the dark forces that seek to destroy it by harnessing the power of the Dragonball. Good Lord, where's a gun when I need one?

Tube Talk

'Twas an eventful week for reality television. Dancing with the Stars kicked it off with a shirtless performance from Gilles Marini, and a 'Get the hell off this stage' performance from David Alan Grier. Enjoy the shirtless clip, I compromised my sexuality by posting it.

American Idol experienced a week of firsts. Simon Cowell gave his only ever standing ovation following Adam Lambert's cover of Tears for Fears' Mad World. Also, Scott MacIntyre became the first ever blind finalist to be shown the door. Yay for firsts!

Ya know how Jay Leno's moving to a new slot in September? Well, the Tonight Show host may be traveling a few hundred pounds lighter. Leno's announcer John Melendez says he has yet to receive an offer from Jay to continue his employment with the NBC host. On hearing of the situation, Melendez' former employer Howard Stern had a few kind words for John.

That, and so much more, is ahead. Just watch the video and share it with a few thousand friends when you're through. You're a popular guy/gal, right?

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